OMG, I received a message this morning from Empty. He's back, again!
To catch you up, he asked me out on a date and then stood me up at the bar. Then, he sent a text message asking me out again a month later and, well, he stood me up. At least that time I didn't leave my house...I was luckily ditched pre-makeup and wardrobe. Now, he wants to talk on the phone, I'm guessing, so he can stand me up via a different technology.
hmmmmmm, may not delete just yet.
I want you to set up a date with him that's far away, like Harlem or the Bronx. Preferably at a late hour on a cold weeknight. Then, when you're sure he's there...STAND HIM UP!!!
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